What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why don't younger men like older women?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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